Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick
Maybe he should get you water too cuz you sound thirsty
Girl code is just about the best show of all time.
it feels how pizza tastes
me on my way to steal your man
“In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”
i WA S LAUGHING SO HARD I COULDNT EVNE REBLOG FOR A FEW MINUTES